Woody Allen
Sunday Quote of the Day
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Barbara Bush
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Socrates
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Gordon Sinclair
Wednesday Quote of the Day
If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.
Emo Philips
Thursday Quote of the Day
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
P. J. O'Rourke
Friday Quote of the Day
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Indira Gandhi
Sunday Quote of the Day
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
E. B. White
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.