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Woody Allen
Thursday Quote of the Day
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Jean Paul Getty
Friday Quote of the Day
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Saturday Quote of the Day
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Will Rogers
Sunday Quote of the Day
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Aristotle
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
L. M. Boyd
Thursday Quote of the Day
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.