Henry Ford
Friday Quote of the Day
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Homer Simpson
Saturday Quote of the Day
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Napoleon
Sunday Quote of the Day
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.
Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
Winston Churchill
Thursday Quote of the Day
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Samuel Johnson
Friday Quote of the Day
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
Agatha Christie
Saturday Quote of the Day
Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.