Homer Simpson
Sunday Quote of the Day
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
Wernher von Braun
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth.
Albert Einstein
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Thomas Paine
Thursday Quote of the Day
I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.
Oscar Wilde
Friday Quote of the Day
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Mae West
Saturday Quote of the Day
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
Mae West
Sunday Quote of the Day
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.