Mark Twain
Friday Quote of the Day
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Wilson Mizner
Saturday Quote of the Day
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.
Mark Twain
Sunday Quote of the Day
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Elbert Hubbard
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
John Wayne
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Wednesday Quote of the Day
To be content with little is hard; to be content with much, impossible.
Mark Twain
Thursday Quote of the Day
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Ambrose Bierce
Friday Quote of the Day
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.