John F. Kennedy
Saturday Quote of the Day
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
Jean Paul Getty
Sunday Quote of the Day
In times of rapid change, experience could be your worst enemy.
Ken Dodd
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Denis Leary
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I had the chance.
Steve Martin
Wednesday Quote of the Day
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Anonymous
Thursday Quote of the Day
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Johnny Carson
Friday Quote of the Day
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Yakov Smirnoff
Saturday Quote of the Day
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.