Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Sigmund Freud
Wednesday Quote of the Day
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Steve Martin
Thursday Quote of the Day
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Homer Simpson
Friday Quote of the Day
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Yogi Berra
Saturday Quote of the Day
The future ain't what it used to be.
Mark Twain
Sunday Quote of the Day
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.
Aristotle
We make war that we may live in peace.