Mae West
Wednesday Quote of the Day
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Jackie Mason
Thursday Quote of the Day
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Wilhelm Bode
Friday Quote of the Day
Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence.
Margaret Thatcher
Saturday Quote of the Day
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Elbert Hubbard
The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one.
A. Whitney Brown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Woody Allen
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Clint Eastwood
Thursday Quote of the Day
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.