Charlie Chaplin
Sunday Quote of the Day
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Dave Barry
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Homer Simpson
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Muhammad Ali
Thursday Quote of the Day
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
P. J. O'Rourke
Friday Quote of the Day
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
Agatha Christie
Saturday Quote of the Day
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Mark Twain
Sunday Quote of the Day
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.