Rowan Atkinson
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Aristotle
Wednesday Quote of the Day
He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
Albert Einstein
Thursday Quote of the Day
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
John Steinbeck
Friday Quote of the Day
I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.
Ambrose Bierce
Saturday Quote of the Day
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Mark Twain
Sunday Quote of the Day
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Henry Ford
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
P. J. O'Rourke
Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.