Yakov Smirnoff
Friday Quote of the Day
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Winston Churchill
Saturday Quote of the Day
Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are we speaking of the red Indians in America who, I understand, are almost extinct?
Rodney Dangerfield
Sunday Quote of the Day
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Jean Paul Getty
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?
Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Will Rogers
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Mark Twain
Thursday Quote of the Day
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Willliam S. Burroughs
Friday Quote of the Day
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: "I want to see the manager!"