Hunter S. Thompson
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.
George Bernard Shaw
Wednesday Quote of the Day
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
Samuel Goldwyn
Thursday Quote of the Day
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
David Letterman
Friday Quote of the Day
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Groucho Marx
Saturday Quote of the Day
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
P. J. O'Rourke
Sunday Quote of the Day
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Herbert Bayard Swope
I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.
Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.