Steven Wright
Thursday Quote of the Day
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Albert Einstein
Friday Quote of the Day
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Henry Ford
Saturday Quote of the Day
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Richard Jeni
Sunday Quote of the Day
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Margaret Thatcher
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
John Pentland Mahaffy
Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.
Gordon Sinclair
Wednesday Quote of the Day
If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.