Mark Twain
Saturday Quote of the Day
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Woody Allen
Sunday Quote of the Day
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
George Bernard Shaw
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Ambrose Bierce
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Winston Churchill
Wednesday Quote of the Day
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Yakov Smirnoff
Thursday Quote of the Day
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Anton Chekhov
Friday Quote of the Day
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
John Pentland Mahaffy
Saturday Quote of the Day
Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.