Voltaire
History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.
Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Salvador Dali
Wednesday Quote of the Day
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Thursday Quote of the Day
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Robert Benchley
Friday Quote of the Day
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Dave Barry
Saturday Quote of the Day
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Robert Orben
Sunday Quote of the Day
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.