Homer Simpson
Saturday Quote of the Day
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Aldous Huxley
Sunday Quote of the Day
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Henry David Thoreau
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
George Bernard Shaw
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
George Bernard Shaw
Wednesday Quote of the Day
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Robert Frost
Thursday Quote of the Day
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Will Kommen
Friday Quote of the Day
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
Napoleon
Saturday Quote of the Day
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.