Henny Youngman
Sunday Quote of the Day
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henry Ford
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
Elbert Hubbard
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Josef Stalin
Wednesday Quote of the Day
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Mark Twain
Thursday Quote of the Day
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.
Benjamin Franklin
Friday Quote of the Day
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Jean Paul Getty
Saturday Quote of the Day
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Will Rogers
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.