Bob Hope
Friday Quote of the Day
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
Dave Edison
Saturday Quote of the Day
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sam Ewing
Sunday Quote of the Day
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Albert Einstein
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Ambrose Bierce
Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
Peter O'Toole
Wednesday Quote of the Day
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Winston Churchill
Thursday Quote of the Day
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Voltaire
Friday Quote of the Day
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.