Cooking Up A Storm
A man was always telling his wife that housekeeping would be a a lot
easier if she would just organize her time better. Recently he had a
chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.
A friend of his popped over one evening to see how he was managing with
his wife being away, and he boasted, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed
the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen
floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."
Then he added sheepishly, "Don't tell my wife, but when I was making the
chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the
beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest."