When I Get Ya
Here were 2 kids walking home from school.They had found a shortcut the day before, so they took this shortcut.
They found a old cabin.They pressed their ears against the door & they heard
"When I get ya I'm gonna eat ya!"
The 2 kids open the door & the voice grew louder! They had noticed that the voice was coming from the closet, so they slowly opened the door & found an old man picking his nose.
The old man says,"Sorry, I don't have enough for all of us!"