Bed Time
A boy was in trouble so he had too go to bed early. He got in bed and asked his dad for a glass of water, so his dad brought him a glass.
Five minutes later the boy called down too his dad, ''can I have another glass of water?"
So, his dad brought him up one. Five minutes later the boy called back down too his dad saying ''can I have another glass of water?"
His dad said NO, if you ask me one more time I'm going too come up there and spank you.
Five minutes later the boy called down, ''on your way up too spank me can you bring me a glass of water?