Mangoes Of Destruction

Mangoes Of Destruction

Once upon a time some Antiguans pay a group of Bajans to go in Jamaica and bounce dong two big mango tree. All de mango fall dong and many fruit were lost. De Jamaicans get vex and decide to start a war. Dey went in Caricom
an' akse de committee to approve a war against Trinidad.

De Caricom members get confuse one time. "Why Trinidad?" dey aksed. "Becah everybady know Manning dred. Even doh dem nah acktally bounce dong we tree dem, dem makin' weapan'a Mango Destruction an' me wah stap it." Replied Jamaica. So Caricom sen' inspectors in Trinidad to look for weapons of Mango Destruction. All dey fine was one Julie mango under Manning bed and two bottle wid mango chutney in de Red House. Caricom tell Jamaica to cool dey herbs. Trinidad have no Long Range Mango plans. But de Jamaicans was determined to invade Trinidad. Dey give Trinidad forty-eight hours to hand over all dey mango.

All in a sudden de rest of de Caribbean start taking sides. One side get vex wid Jamaica and say how it wasn't Trini who bounce dong no mango tree and how is only Trinidad oil de Jamaicans want. De nex' side bawl "yes yes! Dem
Trini was always too fresh-up! All dey doing is wine'in an' playing mas! Dey trying to destroy morality wid all dat slackness. We mus' go een an' make dem see de error of dey ways.

Well is now Trinidadians get frighten. Even doh Manning was letting de country fall apart an' only lining he pockets, dey was more frighten of Jamaica. Grenada Prime Minister jump up an' say how he support Jamaica even
doh de whole country tell he to hush he mout' an' stay out of dat war. In de meantime now, St. Lucia was buildin' secret weapons of Mango Destruction ready to aim at Jamaica. Dominica had one set of biological mango germs hide away an' St. Vincent warn Jamaica dat if dey invade Trinidad, dey will get vex wid dem.

So forty-eight hours pass and Jamaica an' Grenada invade Trinidad, irregardless. Jamaica give Guyana ninety trillion dollars so dey could lan' dey fighters jets dere. Guyana like no better joke, dey take de money an' build plenty boat and slip in Trinidad in de night. So anyway, Jamaica an' Grenada in Trinidad destroying all de cane, de rice, de banana. When de res' of de Caribbean akse Jamaica where all de Mango weapons is, Jamaica din answer. To protect
de Trinidadian citizens, Jamaica take over all de oil wells and sen' barrels back to Jamaica to keep safe. Dey bomb every big buildin' in case Manning was hiding dere. De Trinidadians soldiers surrender right away because dey din want to risk getting injure an' miss coming up to Toronto for Caribana. Jamaica never fine any Mango weapons but dey switch de Trini flag to Ites, Green an' Gold, make Manning wear a rasta weave and all oil in Trinidad had to be sent to Jamaica so dey could sell it back to Trinidad.