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Safe Driving - Trinidad and Tobago Jokes - Posted: 7th Mar, 2011 - 2:54pm

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Post Date: 7th Mar, 2011 - 2:54pm / Post ID: #

Safe Driving

A Mexican guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer.

"Is there a problem officer?"

"No problem at all , I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you $1,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you"re going to do with that money?"

He thought for a minute and said, " Well, I guess I"ll go get that driver's license,"
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, " Oh don't pay attention to him. He's smart a-s-s when he's drunk."

The guy from the back seat said," I told you guys, we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"

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