Some of the Funniest Insurance Claims :
"¢ Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
tree I don't have.
"¢ I collided with a stationary car going the other way.
"¢ A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
"¢ I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.
As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my
vision, and I did not see the other car.
"¢ To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the
pedestrian.
"¢ My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
"¢ An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
"¢ I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
the curb when I struck him.
"¢ I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in
the ditch by some stray cows.
"¢ The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve
out of its way when it struck the front end.