Ever since I was a child, I have always had a fear of someone hiding under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him :
"I"ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I"m scared. I think I"m going crazy.."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I"ll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street.
"Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so ?!" With a bit of annoyance he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - There is nobody under it now !
to hell with those psychiatrists.. Go have a drink & talk to your bartender !