The Next Generation

The Next Generation

Teacher: How old were you on your last birthday?
charlotte: Seven.
teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?
charlotte: Nine.
teacher: That's impossible.
charlotte: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
george: Here it is!
teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
class: George!

teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
willy: Me!

teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

teacher: Why are you late?
webster: Because of the sign.
teacher: What sign?
webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
sylvia: Your name on this report card.

teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher... Snakes don't have feet.

teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". Ellen: I is...
teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
junior: You said it was my lunch money.

teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
class COMEDIAN: Big hands!