A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Trini driver that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I goin get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, doh listen to him," yelled the Guyanese woman in the passenger's seat..."He does talk chupidness when he drunk."
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thiefin car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said, in patois, "Yow!, I man mek it crass di barder yet?"
Now they all were very nervous.
The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music but never understood the words. Here's your voucher, have a nice day.