Big Man, Little Yute

Big Man, Little Yute

Ah lil' yute liming on de block, minding his own business when all of ah sudden ah big fella pass and hit him whap ! -- knocks him on de ground.

De big fella say, "dat was ah karate chop from Korea."

De lil' youth thinking "GEEZ," but he get back up an chillin' on de block as normal again, when all of ah sudden --whap ! - de big fella lick him down again and say:

"dat was ah judo chop from Japan."

So de youth vex now... He get up, brush he self off and quietly leave. De youth man gone fuh about ah hour and come back. He walks up real easy and quiet behind the big fella and -- wwhhhaaaaaaattttaaaaaappppp ! -- knock him out cold.

De lil' yute watch ah next pardna and say:

"When he wake up, tell him dat is ah 2x4 from Mr. Chin Hardware Store right here in Trinidad."