Two Guyanese Neighbours

Two Guyanese Neighbours

Two Guyanese neighbours were living in Florida. One called the fbi...

The phone rings at fbi headquarters:

fbi agent: "Hello?"
Guyanese: "Hello, is dis de fbi?"
fbi agent: "Yes. What do you want?"
Guyanese: "Mi calling to report mi neighba dey! Dey name Seymour, Sah. Dey a hide marijuana in dey firewood."
fbi agent: "This will be noted, Sir."

Next day, the fbi goons went over to the Seymour's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, broke every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Seymour and leave.

The phone rings over at Seymour's house:

"Hey, Seymour! di fbi dey come?"
"Yeh Man!"
"Dey chop yuh firewood?"
"Yeh Man, Dey chop up de whole ah it - mi have nuff firewood now. Mi can even sell some."
"Okay, a fi mi turn now. Yuh hafi call dem. A need mi garden plow up."