Local Call To Heaven

Local Call Heaven - Trinidad and Tobago Jokes - Posted: 7th Mar, 2011 - 5:52pm

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Post Date: 7th Mar, 2011 - 5:52pm / Post ID: #

Local Call To Heaven

A European decided to write a book about famous religious structures around the world. So, he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to London, thinking that he would work his way across the world.

On his first day, he was inside a church taking photographs, when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "£10,000 per call". The European, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God. The European thanked him and went along his way.

Next stop was Paris. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw a similar golden telephone with a similar sign beneath it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and so asked a passing nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 100,000 Francs he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the European.

He then travelled throughout Europe, Africa, Asia, Australasia and North and Central America. In every church, synagogue, mosque and temple he saw the same golden telephone with a sign showing the equivalent of £10,000 per call" beneath it.

The European, upon leaving the U.S., saw a sign for Trinidad and decided to see if Trinidadians had the same phone. He arrived in Port of Spain, and again, saw the same golden telephone, but this time the sign beneath read "25 cents per call."

The European was surprised, so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many religious structures. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every country the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Trinidad now son, it's a local call".

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