Fishing And Women

Fishing And Women

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota .

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn -- the wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.

Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with s-xual assault," said the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," said the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.