Balgobin Strikes Again!

Balgobin Strikes Again!

Teacher: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
balgobin: You told me to do it without using tables!


teacher: Why are you late?
balgobin: Because of the sign.
teacher: What sign?
balgobin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


teacher: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
balgobin: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
teacher: No, that's wrong
balgobin: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
balgobin: "hijklmno"!
teacher: What are you talking about?
balgobin: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


teacher: Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
balgobin: Here it is!
teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
class: Balgobin!


teacher: Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
balgobin: Me!


teacher: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
balgobin: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


balgobin: Dad, can you write in the dark?
father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
balgobin: Your name on this report card.


teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
balgobin: Don't bite any.


teacher: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
balgobin: I is...
teacher: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
balgobin: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


teacher: "Can anybody give an example of coincidence?"
balgobin: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
balgobin: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


balgobin: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
father: No. Why do you ask that?
balgobin: Well, where did you get this mummy then?


teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
balgobin: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.


teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
balgobin: Brotherly love?


teacher: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
balgobin: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


teacher: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
balgobin: No, teacher, it's the same dog!