Often I hear humans talk about cars as though they are their best friends. They come up with alternative meanings for their car depending on the type and model. For instance I have heard:
FORD - fix or repair daily - for only radical drunks
Have you heard more than this?
FORD = First On Race Day
(but not MINE, of course, MINE is Fixed Or Repaired Daily)
HONDA = Hard Old Ninja Dies Anyway this was a from a friend of mine whose old Honda died... after being a really dependable car for many years.
Roz
D-O-D-G-E
Dodge a road and
Hit a tree
Chevy Chevette= Shove It
Saab....well...that's past the G-Rated talk here.
By the way, I hate Fords, yet always end up with them. This poor thing I have now is beginning to change my opinion of Fords. It's a 1986 Aerostar and still running. It may not have windshield wipers, dimmer switch, none of the windows roll down, the side door is jammed permanently closed, back seat is missing, it starts itself at times and other times won't start at all, brakes are worn, right front is leaning, back left coil is close to breaking...but get this...THE RADIO WORKS!! Ha ha ha!