I Like My Cousin That Way
Name: Otto
Comments: I met a cousin I did not know I had and wow she is so hot! I mean I feel like asking her on a date but then she is my cousin so she would think we were just going out like cousins, what to do!
First go take a cold shower. After you've come to your senses and realized that she is your COUSIN - Hello! Then go out and find other nice girls out there, trust me there are plenty of them, you don't need to go after your COUSIN!