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A Crappy Joke

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.


One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go

faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."


The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off

his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"


The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"


The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting

conversation. But let me ask you a question first:


A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes

pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is

that?"


The first guy says, "I don't know."


The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified

to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know crap.

Joke Crappy A

congratulations, you had everyone at work laughing hysterically over that one! In fact, I plan on using it on someone today!