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Why Am I So Tired?

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Subject: Why am I so tired??

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,
too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I
could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm
overworked. Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19
million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to
do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are
sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.

Tired I Why

Very funny, and I dare say, I am only reading this and replying to it because no one else does - now how lame is that?

Why Am I So Tired? Games Forum & Humor Jokes

That's pretty funny. No wonder I'm so tired! I think I'll take a nap before I fall asleep in my chair...

Tired I Why

I sent this to my entire shift, my poison ivy steroids have a side effect of sleeplessness and I have been obviously really tired. This way, I could blame them!