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What Is This Thing, Anyway?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and
he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this)


(Its a real treat)



(A masterpiece)


(Wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says ...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are .......)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!

Anyway Thing This What

Wow, I was not prepared for that ending. Yes, I did end up singing and I even got a smile on my face. Thanks for the laugh, Farseer!

What Is This Thing, Anyway? Games Forum & Humor Jokes

I told this to someone outside taking a break and he laughed out loud. It was truly unintentional, he tried to say that was dumb, but he laughed! I thought it was funny, I laughed.