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Lame Jokes

these jokes are so LAME:

Two nuts were walking in the street at night what happen to them?
They got Assaulted

Which organ is not killed by a disease?
The Liver

What do u call a chinee man with one foot?
Limping!

What is the most expensive fish in the sea?
Gold fish

ok ok the jokes cannot be lamer than these if you have lamer jokes please add

Jokes Lame

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

"I'm the wiener!"

Lame Jokes Games Forum & Humor Jokes

how can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigrator? buy his foot prints in the butter.
what did one strawberry say to the other. we're in a real jam now.
why is a tree like a dog? because it has a bark.
why did the teacher were sun glasses? because his students were bright.
what makes the leaning tower of piza lean? it dosen't eat.
why did I put the snake on my car window? I needed a windshield vipper.
why did the boy stand behind the mule? he thought he'd get a lick out of it.
why was the belt put in JAIL? because it held up a pair of pants.