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Away Messages

Away Messages

~I am AFK atm, BRB and some other acronyms...

~I love ice cream. Can you eat? I can eat! Can you sing really loud? No? OK! Watch me! LALAALALALALA! Keys are funny. Are they metal for a reason? I wanna play doe key. That would rule. I can be so annoying that your head will implode. Implode is a funny word. Did you know that..um..I forgot! Oh yeah! Shnapple is a funny word too! Is shnapple even a word? Maybe. Gorgonzola cheese is good. Most cheese is good, too. I have 3 notebooks. The first one has Zim on it! The second has pretty butterflies! The third is just blue! Hey! Blue is a funny word too! Blue blue blue! The sky is blue. I asked my dad why the sky was blue, and he answered me, but I forgot what he said. Why do hands have ten fingers? I want fourteen fingers! I could type faster. But that wont help you very much, because I'm not here, which is why I wrote all that!

~Just because I have a short attention span-...
(I'm having a short attention span crisis. If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer.)

~Alright people. Move along. No funny away message here.

~Hi! This is my away message. You can:
a.) Leave a message,
b.) write me an e-mail, or
c.) rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA."
While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.
~I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message..thanks! *beep* HELP! THE EVIL PINK BUNNIE SLIPPERS ARE ATTACKING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gun shot* I think I got one, I think I-- *beep*

~I'm gone, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.

~A large cement dragon appears to be following me everywhere, although I never actually see it move. Don't you just hate that?

~I'm trapped down a well with a giraffe and a pineapple. We'll talk later...

~I'm intermittently pounding my head into a brick wall and screaming. Leave a message and I'll eventually find my way back.

Messages Away

A bit zanny. What I have done in the past was recorded sayings by Spock from Star Trek and played them as answering machine messages in which you would first hear some chilling sci-fi music and then the voice of Spock, "The captain is not available at this time, leave a message through your recording advice - live long and prosper".