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Blond Jokes

First if you're a blond I will apologize if these offend you. I feel that since I'm a blond myself(although I dye it red) it's ok to tell these.

Two blonds were walking down the street when one says to the other, "Can you see that dog with one eye?"
Covering one eye the other blond says "Not very well."
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
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What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.
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Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''
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I could go on and on, there are millions of them. If you have any you'd like to tell please post them. I love blond jokes. Again I do hope I haven't offended anyone.

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O,K, here a good one for you.
This one blond goes into the living room very very angry and has a gun and says to here husband. I am going to committ sueside. and the husband says no, no, don't do it. and she say. SHUT UP YOUR NEXT.

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Two blonds enter a bookstore and the seller has a moment of perplexity and the ask them: Does it rain outside, girls?

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Two blonds are across a lake, one on each side. Blond A says "How do I get to the other side!"

Blond B says, "You are on the other side!"

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A blond walked into an office for a job interview wearing stereo headphones. The boss got up to greet her and said, "You'll have to take those off for the interview"

She just smiled at him. Again he repeated, "Please take those off for the interview" Again she just smiled at him.

Now he was getting angry so he grabbed the headphones and threw them on his desk saying "THERE!"

When he turned back to the woman she lay on the floor, dead! He couldn't figure it out but called for help. As the paramedics tried to revive her the boss picked up her headphones and put them on. This is what he heard:

"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out.........."

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A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!"
In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

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there was this blond who started to work in a road side dinner and this truck driver came in and asked for 3 flat tires and 2 headlight and 2 running boards for breakfast. and the waitress didn't understand. so she went to the cook who promply said he wants 3 pancakes and 2 eggs and 2 strips of bacon. well the waitress knew then and so she went over to where the pork and beans were and put a large amount on a plate and took it to the truck driver and placed it in front of him. and the driver asked what that was. and she replyied. I thought you might like to gas up before your food came.

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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"